A Special Forces Soldier

" Special Forces Soldier"
I was that which others did not want to be.
I went where others feared to go, and did what others failed to do
I asked nothing from those who gave nothing, and reluctantly
accepted the thought of eternal loneliness should I fail
I have seen the face of terror, felt the stinging cold of fear,
and enjoyed the sweet taste of a moment's love..
I have cried, pained, and hoped, but most of all,
I have lived times others would say are best forgotten.
At least someday, I will be able to say I was proud of what I was....
A Special Forces Soldier

(Author Unknown)

As seen by His Post Headquarters: 
A Drunken, Brawling, Jeep Stealing, Woman Corrupting, Liar, with a Star Sapphire Ring, Rolex Watch and Demo Knife.

As seen by Himself:
A Tall, Handsome, Highly Trained Professional Killer, 

Female Idol, Star Sapphire Ring wearing, 

Demo Knife carrying Gentleman

Who is always on time due to the reliability of his Rolex watch.

As seen by His Wife: 
A Stinking Member of the Family who comes home once a year in the back door with a Rucksack full of Dirty Laundry and a Hard On and Three Months later goes out the Front Door for another Year.

As seen by His Commander:
A fine specimen of a Drunken, Brawling. Jeep Stealing, Woman Corrupting Liar, with a Star Sapphire Ring, Rolex watch and a Demo Knife.

As seen by The Department of the Army: 
An Overpaid, Over Ranked tax burden who is Indispensable because he has Volunteered to go Anywhere, Do Anything, at Any Time as long as he can Booze it up, Brawl, Steal Jeeps, Corrupt Women, lie, Wear a Star Sapphire Ring, Rolex Watch and carry a Demo Knife.

As seen by His Enemies:

The Meanest Motha in the Valley.......