by His Post Headquarters:
A Drunken, Brawling, Jeep Stealing, Woman Corrupting, Liar, with a Star
Sapphire Ring, Rolex Watch and Demo Knife.
A Tall, Handsome, Highly Trained Professional Killer,
Female Idol, Star Sapphire Ring wearing,
Demo Knife carrying Gentleman
Who is always
on time due to the reliability of his Rolex watch.
by His Wife:
A Stinking Member of the Family who comes home once a year in the back door with a Rucksack full of Dirty Laundry and a Hard On and Three
Months later goes out the Front Door for another Year.
by His Commander:
A fine specimen of a Drunken, Brawling. Jeep Stealing, Woman Corrupting Liar, with a Star Sapphire Ring, Rolex watch and a Demo Knife.
by The Department of the Army:
An Overpaid, Over Ranked tax burden who is Indispensable because he has
Volunteered to go Anywhere, Do Anything, at Any Time as long as he can
Booze it up, Brawl, Steal Jeeps, Corrupt Women, lie, Wear a Star Sapphire
Ring, Rolex Watch and carry a Demo Knife.
by His Enemies:
The Meanest Motha in the Valley.......